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Below are the 13 most recent journal entries recorded in Ageless Bill Turner's InsaneJournal:

    Friday, March 12th, 2010
    12:09 am
    Who: Bill & Princess
    What: Magical Mystical Transformations, sundry
    Where: Bill's workshop outside of Anne's home, Key West, FL
    When: Some time between Friday and Saturday
    Warnings: Nudity and possible swearing, but not much else.

    Wednesday, May 21st, 2008
    8:05 pm
    (Bill, Jack, Miniver)
    Bill and Jack had disappeared into their quarters and left the helm to the less alcohol-powered members of the crew. Bill had already explained to Jack that they were expecting the poet.

    Without alcohol, they also had no blood supply. Shame, that.

    Bill was reclined in the alcove bed at the back of the Captain's Quarters, giving the occasional deep sigh - he didn't like having things just go missing or different. And their wardrobe had changed considerably, including Jack's hat, which became a fedora overnight.

    "Th'bright side of this," Bill muttered, tilting an empty bottle onto its side, "Is that we're not in tights t'day."
    Saturday, April 26th, 2008
    8:22 pm
    The charts were set aside so that Bill could look over his other maps. He knew there was no way the continents and major islands could have changed too dramatically, after all - and for that, he was glad. However, islands of the size of the one they were searching for were more or less shady - they could potentially sink, or volcanic activity could arise and burn the flora and fauna and then sink, or any manner of things to make the island something which it wasn't. Especially when it went uninhabited for well after the Golden Age of piracy.

    So there Bill was, back at the maps at his home, hunched over his desk with one hand fisted through his hair and the other tapping an arrhythmic beat against the edge of the desktop, brow furrowed in concentration. Same as he had been for the past three weeks. The night previous didn't distract him nearly enough, obviously.
    Monday, March 24th, 2008
    12:21 pm
    The doors and all the windows were open, as it was a nice warm spring day, and Bill hated the stuffy feeling the house got. After all, he'd lived without windows and walls for a good portion of what could only be considered his life.

    But once one stepped foot into the house, the first thing one would see was a staircase, a narrow hallway, portraits spanning down through the ages of family members, and the vast collection of books. To the left was the library proper, and to the right was a parlor, where, in fact, Bill was seated, along with another long haired man, in his early thirties, and struck a resemblance to the Turner family not just in his features, but the way he held himself. They were talking about -- Well, it was obvious that it was about a nursery and plans for a baby shower -- but no names were yet dropped.

    And then a pause in the conversation gave Bill a moment to hear footsteps. "William!" He exclaimed, leaping out of his chair and, in true over-acting fashion, clapped his son on the back. "Will, it's so good to see you, son. This here is Teague Brennan, th'name's entirely coincidental, I assure you."

    Teague stood and gave a bow of his head before offering his hand. "Pleasure. You'll have to excuse me, I'm... not so good at meeting my ancestors. It's really a strange experience." He did seem rather awkward, but the grin hid it well.
    Monday, March 17th, 2008
    3:52 am
    Bill had set out his usual favors for guests, and had already brewed some tea, this time it was spiced apple, with cinnamon and jasmine, heady and rich and rust-red in the teapot, giving the sitting room an extra scent of the near-east.

    He was leafing through the book in which he kept facts of his family tree. The door was open.

    They'd done some decorating since Miniver last saw the place. There were swords crossed above the fireplace, and old vases in the corners. Portraits hung in the halls, and at the center of a mantle was a non-obtrusive looking metal box, ornate and bejeweled with rubies. There was a little card just in front of it which read 'Don't touch.'

    It seemed that this world held one of their many caches of treasure gained through the years, and they did as they could to show it. precious gemstones -- rough and cut -- were scattered on the parts of shelves that weren't filled with other valuable and old collections, books or interesting things to look at.

    It showed exactly how much either of its tenants cared for riches.
    Monday, March 10th, 2008
    1:03 am
    After Miniver's call, Bill alerted Jack that their new pet had found his husband and was on his way to introduce him... again. After which, the first mate went on a mini-cleaning spree and a short trip to the market to go buy some booze, already in full knowledge of Pickles' proclivities for drinking due to meeting one version of him before.

    He made sure that all the things were in place before Miniver arrived, and set some bottles of booze for easy access on the table, plenty of rum, vodka, and whiskey for everyone involved, really.
    Sunday, March 2nd, 2008
    6:56 pm
    Reunited
    Bill didn't take long at all to scramble and put on his jacket, grab his keys and speed to the address Jack had given him. Once there, he burst into the door and went straight up to the front desk and demanded to know where Jack Sparrow worked, and apparently the receptionist recognized him, "You know that already, Mr Turner, second door to the left, just down the hall." She pointed down the hall and towards the door and he dashed off, opening the door.

    Oh, what a sight it must have been, a half-frantic, all smiles, possibly misty-eyed first mate with the door flung open and taking up as much of the doorway as possible. "I've no idea what happened, but I'm so glad I was right."
    Saturday, March 1st, 2008
    10:55 pm
    “You SHOT me!” Yelled Bill, looking down at his smoking torso, where the already-healing bullet hole went through his stomach. “After fifteen years, all y’have to say to me is “Aye” and you SHOOT me?!”
    “Had t’make sure it was you, mate.” Jack said as he holstered his pistol and swayed with a furrowed brow.
    “And you SHOOT me?!” Bill said, nonplussed. “You could’ve asked m’name, or done somethin’ a little less drastic.” He said, pressing his stomach with the flat of his palm.
    Jack wouldn’t have, in retrospect. He was always one for making sure at any cost that his eyes weren’t failing him, that he was really in the clear on things.
    “Aye, I could have, but then I wouldn’t have been sure if it was you or your son standing there. Will would’ve fallen right over and bled. Looks just like you, I swear it.” The dark-rimmed eyes of the captain bulged with the second statement as he nearly tipped over, but righted himself once more.
    “My son?” Spoke Bootstrap, looking up from his stomach, his attention officially grabbed. “You’ve seen my son.”
    “Aye.”
    “An’ I suppose you’ve got stories for that, as well.” Said Bill, having gone to fretting about the new holes on either side of his ragged shirt. He had been shipwrecked on the island for somewhere near a month, living off of the critters that inhabited it, and his clothes were in less-than-impeccable condition.
    “I do.” The dreadlocked, swaying captain replied. “But what’re you doing here?”
    “Well, I was looking for you, but y’see, apparently y’cant trust a greenhorn crew like the ones I had not t’lead you into a storm and get capsized.” He said, running a hand through his sandy hair, staring out into the blue water that surrounded him. “I see y’got the Pearl back.” Spoke Bill, as he turned to face the ship with the black masts. It had been his home for most of his childhood and adult life, and a good chunk of his unlife, as well. “How’d you manage that? Barbossa didn’t seem too likely t’give it back t’ye in life or death.”
    “Ah, that all ties in with the story I’ve got about your son. Come aboard, Bill, I’ve got stories to tell, and you likely have some of your own.” Jack had somehow snuck up and gotten closer to Bill, offering his arm to his once-first-mate. Bill took it as if nothing had happened, because to fret about what had just happened with Jack was like trying to talk a cat into coughing up a canary. Useless.

    It had been fifteen years, give or take a few months, since the two had seen each other. Bill had been dropped off the bow of the Pearl, fastened to a cannon. This would’ve killed any normal man, but Bill wasn’t a normal man by any means.
    It was several months previous to the ill-fated sailing to the Isle deMuerte that Bootstrap had found a rather deeply covered secret of Captain Jack Sparrow.
    “Did I ever tell you about the time I got my throat slit in Singapore?” Asked the rather inebriated captain. He told the story, and Bill rather didn't believe it until it was proven firsthand.

    And of course, this spurred Bill into thinking about it. An accord was made after a few weeks of overthinking, and the rest of that story's been told over and again.

    A few months (and one talisman against sunlight) later, they were headed to the Isle deMuerte. And the mutiny occurred. Bill had bad feelings about renouncing his position as first mate for the voyage, from the beginning, but Jack had told him that his intuition was probably just a nagging bit of discouragement for leaving the captain alone that time.
    He did sail though, and ended up seeing Jack stranded on an island, before he himself was plunged into the water with a cannon fastened to the straps of his boots.

    He wriggled free from his boots and found his way to an island, to be picked up by the same rum runners that had picked up Jack a week or so previously. They had left Jack in Tortouga, and since then, Bill had been chasing after the captain, who was chasing after his own ship. It was really what they’d call a wild goose chase.

    And so it was for fifteen years. Fifteen LONG years, from Bill’s account. The Pearl was as much his home as it was Jack’s. Perhaps not as sentimental, but still, the only home that Bill had was the Black Pearl, and he felt bad about being the captain of his own vessel. It was only a few weeks from the time that Jack had gotten his first love back that Bill had gotten shipwrecked. And that’s where we started the story.

    “So, that’s all you did was chase after me like some sort of lost puppy?” Jack said with an indignant snort.
    “I couldn’t very well allow you to get yourself into harm’s way, now.” Said the first mate, puffing on his pipe with a scowl on his face. He was still sore that Jack thought it was funny.
    “Harm’s way is the street I walk, boy, understand that. Getting me off of it would be the tricky part.” Spoke the captain as he unlashed the wheel of the ship and leaned against it. Bill had busied himself by taking up his usual chore of checking the wind, the sails, and all the other little fiddly-bits that made the ship ready to go.
    “Still couldn’t let you go off an’ get into more trouble than y’could handle on your own lonesome, hm?” Spoke Bill.
    Friday, February 29th, 2008
    9:57 pm
    Vampires - disambiguation on that whole subject.
    I know there are many varieties and sorts of vampires that exist in this world and others as well, so let me lay down the facts of the variety that I happen to be.

    - We drink. Blood, of course, is our primary source of nourishment. It keeps us from withering up and blowing away into dust. Our bodies process blood like humans process food to make into blood. It goes down the throat, into an organ that has replaced the stomach, purified, and homogenized in a manner of speaking, so that it will sustain us no matter what the blood type. We can also drink liquids of other sorts, and they affect us in the same way that they affect humans, but in a different manner. Our livers become useless after death, so the filtering process takes a considerably time longer to work through the alcohol.

    - Sex. We can have it, given that we've got enough blood in our systems to operate said parts. As far as procreation is concerned - we can't. River's there, fish are dead. Women who were pregnant during their turning wind up miscarrying or giving stillbirths. We're not immune to all STDs; or for that matter all diseases in general. We can catch particularly nasty viruses.

    - Fangs. Retractable, but still noticeably longer even if they're retracted. Canine only, top row. The older ones of us occasionally had two sets, canines and lateral incisors on the top row, but these apparently phased out after several generations.

    - Vulnerabilities. This is dependent on an individual basis, but the general ones are stake through the heart (That'd kill anyone, honestly), and sunlight. Depending on how religious you were and how much you believe in it; crosses, holy water and other relics are bound to work. It's possible that the sunlight is entirely psychosomatic as well, but you won't get me out there to check.

    - Abilities: Heightened senses and strength and stealth . We cannot transform, we cannot fly, our faces don't go ugly and evil while we're on the hunt like in certain varieties, we cannot jump really, really high, we're not faster-than-the-eye. Certain people have certain powers. Jack had the power to compel, I've the power to repel. We both managed to get something we refer to as The Voice, which can create a sense of finality to a situation (At least that's how I use it, and really, that's the only time I've used it.)



    Onto how I've managed to stay out and about during the daytime hours:
    Simple answer: Juju.
    Long answer: There are certain talismans which allow people (living or undead) to withstand various degrees of nature. These talismans are traceable to Pre-Mayan culture, and allow for exposure to intense heat, wind, water, etc. The one I wear is a talisman against the sunlight (Useful for pirates in any case, since we're out on the reflective water for months on end, 80-100 percent of every day) which works incredibly well. I've had it replaced several dozen times over the years, due to the magic of the talisman fading, or it cracking or breaking in some way. This is the same for Jack, who'd figured out this splendid idea before I was even turned.

    Other facts:
    Vampires are not immortal. We do age, however slowly. Our hair grows naturally - albeit slowly - due to our slowed aging. We have a pulse - it's faint. We're not exactly dead, per se - just suspended living. We are not 'evil' creatures. Not all of us, at least. We are as diverse and unique as every other person or entity in the world. We are connected to our bloodlines. Sires and fledges have a strong connection, not unlike a sixth sense, which will tell us what our bloodline is feeling, if they're alive, and where they are to a certain extent. To be disconnected feels like you're missing something vital.

    In closing, I would like to say that I would like to consider this particular aspect of myself more like a virus than anything. It's transmitted though blood, has side effects not unlike that of other viruses (Severe photosensitivity [possibly due to liver failure?], increased senses, lowered blood pressure, craving for blood [pica]) and side effects which are wholly in the realm of the mysterious (fangs, mental powers, psychic connection to sires), all of which may be curable, though why one would want to when medical advances have made donated blood and artificial blood so readily available is beyond my understanding.
    9:25 am
    Mandragora Dolls
    In the early 16th century, during the age of the Inquisition, there were two types of people. Heathens and the Righteous. Of course, this was according to the Catholic church who thought that any belief other than Catholicism was punishable by torture and death, and that those who didn't believe in the words of the Bible or in the teachings of the Church were evil and thus worthy of their fates.
    Those who weren't Catholic lived in fear but clung to beliefs. There were several sects which had rituals that came about from their loved ones being tortured and hung by the Inquisition, one of which was the creation of the Mandragora Doll.

    Mandragora Dolls were named after the mandrake plant for two reasons. The obvious shape that the effigies took looked quite like the personifications of the root, and that the root itself was thought to spring up from the spilled semen of hanged men.
    These effigies of the murdered souls of people who had died under the torture of the Inquisition were generally made out of cloth, clay, carved wood, cheap metal, or simple stone, due to the fact that most people at the time were paupers and could not afford to waste better resources on such a trinket. However, when a Noble lost their loved ones to the Inquisition, the Mandragora Dolls were made from precious metals and stones.

    These dolls were created to symbolize the loved ones in question, and were given a proper funeral in place of the actual body. However, once the Church caught wind of this, they started collecting as-of-yet unburied Mandragora Dolls, destroying them if they were of lesser quality, and shipping them to Rome if they were of materials which were considered of a higher quality, putting them in with the other vast troves of riches that they had collected.

    To date, there are only a number of 1400 Mandragora Dolls recovered and on display. The number of people said to be killed by the inquisition is averaged to be around 50,000 over the course of three and a half centuries.

    Some say that Mandragora Dolls were not only effigies to the lost loved ones, but houses for their souls after their departure. Some say that the Dolls are cursed for that reason, spreading ill fortune to those who encounter them.

    There was a story about a ship which was headed from England to Spain, carrying a large hold of heathen relics to be sent to the Papal treasury. The ship never reached its destination. Every man died of plague whilst on that ship, and the ship, its passengers, and its hold of treasure eventually met their fate at the bottom of the ocean, never to be seen again. The story says that the crew themselves were perfectly healthy before boarding, and that the Mandragora Dolls, true to their namesake, were deadly, and the ship became cursed.
    9:12 am
    a log of the Luck story
    Bill grinned and poured snifters of the liquid out, settling on blackberry for himself, and raspberry for Remy. "Y'know, it occurs t'me that y'really have yourself quite a good life. Got no worries, no commitments that y'have t'worry about, a good husband. You sure y'haven't run int' Luck somewhere 'long th'lines?"

    The thief shrugged, "May've.  Though if I did it was one've th'times she was playing at bein' someone else."

    Bill smiled then, shrugging a bit, "She's a bit've an elusive lady, but damned if she doesn't..." And he paused there, smiling, perhaps a bit too quirky, before taking a sip of his drink to shut himself up.

    Remy brow arched, curious now, shaking his head, "Non, y've got t'finish a sentence like t'at mon ami."

    Bill grinned, unabashed, "Give good head." Because really, she did, and obviously, he didn't mind saying it.

    Remy very nearly snorked brandy out his nose just then, managing to save himself, just coughing once before he laughed, shaking his head, "Leave it t'you t'know somet'in' like t'at."

    He blinked, wholly innocently, "Well, you've heard've th'term, 'In bed with lady luck', it just so happens, that it happened." He always loved getting that sort of response from someone over that sort of thing. Remy, especially.

    He nodded sagely at that, sipping his drink a bit more cautiously, "Oui, an' really shouldn' be a surprise t'me t'at you're one of t'few t'know firsthand."

    He shrugged once, "Eh, s'really nothin' too spectacular t'brag about. I've met more embodiements of this'n'that t' really count. But she sticks out in m'mind because it was just when I needed luck th'most. That an', well, th'aforementioned." He kicked his feet up on a nearby table and took another sip. "When y'live as long as we have, things like that are inconsequential."

     He chuckled softly once more, sliding down in his seat a bit, making himself comfortable, he had a feeling this was going to turn into storytime, and that was just fine, he liked listening to Bill talk, "I'm goin' have t'keep t'at in mind."

    Bill grinned then, shrugging slightly, "Of course, s'her sister Fate that y'gotta watch out for. She rarely comes t'body, but when she does, s'a whole different affair. Especially when she decides t'literally give y' a boot t'yer arse." Yep, it was storytime.

    Yeaaay!  Storytime!  Remy arched a brow at that, settling himself just a liiittle more comfortably, "And I'm presumin' y'know t'is firsthand as well?"

    "Not as much. Happened t'Jack, an' I was there, but s'all th'same in th'end, what happens t'Jack, happens t'me." He finished the snifter before tamping some tobacco into his pipe and lighting it, "Was jus' round th'time that th'golden age of piracy, as it's now known, was comin' to a close. We'd just seen th'Pearl to her final restin' place jus' west've here, an' were on our way back t'this very island in nothin' but a rowboat. We got t'shore an' there waitin' for us, as if she knew we were comin', was a lady in stark white an' th'darkest black. Th'dress was rather a shock t'the eyes, and yet fully fittin' for her. Matched her hair." He took a puff of his pipe, trying to get his thoughts in order, so he didn't digress too far.

    He chuckled softly at that, letting his eyes drift partway closed, still listening, just relaxing as he did so.

    "Well, she bundled us, was three of us then, Jack, Gibbs an' m'self, int'blankets, an' walked us to th'place she was stayin'. Not far from where th'town hall's built t'day. Was a little place, somethin' like a boardin' house, only more reputable than that. She sat us down, an' spoke to us upon what we were gunna do now that our ship'd sunk. Well, Jack, bein' who Jack has always been, was undaunted. He wanted t'go on an' continue piratin' an' doin' what he did best. Gibbs was th'same way. I, on th'other hand, had a feelin' that it wasn't goin' t'be so easy as that, an' Fate was on my side in that matter. Gibbs was far too old t'be piratin' then, anyway, lil' ol' thing he was. Must've been in his eighties, a rather incredible age for someone in our line've work in those days."

    Both his brows arched then, that was quite an age even now, especially to be asea more time than on land.

    "Man wanted t'go down with th'ship but we didn't let 'im." Bill smirked. "He eventually retired a rich man, prob'ly buried on this very island, if not sunk with a little fishin' rig 'round it." He shook his head, "So anyway, Jack was adamant. He wanted t'continue his piracy. He's th'most headstrong individual you'll ever come 'cross, t'be honest, an' I don't say that lightly. When he gets it in his head t'do somethin', not even hell can stop him. Fate could though, s'why she intervened. Th'burial of th'Black Pearl was entirely her doin' an' she admitted it with ease." He took another puff of his pipe and continued. "She said it was time for us to move on t'better things. Jack protested. She stood up, leaned against th'table which we were seated beside, and stared him down. 'Who are you to question Fate?' She asked. Well, his answer was simple." A smirk crossed his face, it'd been far too long since he'd heard the words.

    "'I'm Captain Jack Sparrow, who're you to question me?'"  Jack was lounging in the doorway, smirking just a little, he shrugged, "'course, didn' have the desired effect at all but, well.  Never argue with a lady."
      Remy snickered softly at that, shaking his head and shifting himself upright once more, "Oui."

    Bill almost melted and turned around with a sly smile, winking to Jack, "So she took him by th'ear, somethin' I still remember clear as day, an' brought him 'round th'table t'kick him square in th'arse. All th'while she was goin' on about how if he didn't stay on land for near've a century, she'd have him fall under th'worst patch of his unnatural life he'd ever been through. After all, She an' Luck may not be th'same at all, but when it comes t'things like that, y'don't ask favours." He shrugged then, "S'why we got into thievin', really."

    Jack nodded, sprawling himself into a chair, "S'true."
      Remy nodded, smile tilting, "Oui, I b'lieve it."  He shrugged, "S'as good a reason t'start as any, bettern' most even."
    9:10 am
    Tiny exhortation on my history...
    I do not know where to begin, really. I've written about my years as a fledge, how I spent time aboard the Pearl under the watchful eye of Captain Jack Sparrow. In relative terms, I've always been with the man. I've always been his right hand, his conscience, his caution. Without him, I wouldn't have courage, nor would I have the gift of never-ending life, which has been bestowed upon both of us.
    Though, sometimes, I wonder if it's really so much a gift as it is a burden. I never thought about it as anything but an expanse of time, living from the day to day, from one year to another, spanning both time and the world.
    Jack and I, we've likely been to every place that is able to be seen by man, and some places that no longer exist. We've certainly seen things that no longer exist in the world. Somehow, the things that are considered myth today, that lived in our time, they no longer exist in our world. They just faded, dimmed out like the lights of a theatre.
    It's been 508 years since I first became that which I am. I was a pirate previous to that, of course, and a human. I still am human, though that matter could be debated from what I live upon, how I survive, how I move, act, sense and feel.
    I'm not like you. I am a vampire.
    I've come to accept that fact, revel in it, even. The first three decades were hard, the first century a trial. However, five hundred years shows you a great many things, a bountiful vast well of knowledge that most people dare not even know.
    As it had been my profession to be a swindler, as scallywag, and a pirate, for nearly two hundred of those years, I learned the better, more advanced, yet easier, efficient ways to do my job. After piracy became defunct, due to the overwhelmingly, ever improving cargo ships, Jack and I got into the business of being professional thieves. It wasn't in our nature to go against the grain of our very selves. We had made a boon in treasure and wealth beyond compare, in the two centuries past, so we were well off, and headed to land.
    It was a rough transition for both of us, having lived most our lives, and our entire unlives on the sea, but we found it was easier to do things on land, where our loot practically came to us, not the other way around. I took up the harder parts of the job, planning, research, intelligence into certain things, while Jack just mused and stood back, letting me learn all I could about the new technologies of the world.
    As pirates, we never really needed much more knowledge than how to fire a cannon, and how to navigate, and feel the changes of the wind. Navigation, reading maps, and the changes of weather became a second nature to Jack and I, things that we knew inherently well. But when we settled on land, in a small bungalow just outside of New Orleans (and several other homes and hideaways all over the gulf coast), he and I had to learn the other skills needed in our new profession. Stealth, how to read people (Which of course, I was never very good in doing, but Jack seemed profoundly good at this particular feat) and the ability to extract our loot without being caught.
    We had both known how to be pickpockets. This was no large issue with us. As a matter of fact, there's times that I find other people's belongings in my pockets without even knowing I had swindled them. Lord knows how many watches I've taken, not to mention rings, necklaces, wallets, and anything that wasn't permanently attached to the person.
    I digress.
    Somewhere in the 1900s, early, I believe, Jack and I had a falling out of sorts. Not so much a falling out as a conflict of interest. I wished to go and learn more about the world, a latent curiosity that had always been a part of me, whereas Jack wished to stay about, and continue doing what we had done all the while.
    I ended up finding myself in England, the place of my birth, my home. It had changed, but not as much as the rest of the world. And there was where I was hired to be a spy. This certainly was no different to me than stealing, though it was information which I was stealing, not treasures. I had become a part of the first and second world war. That was when I was given a second nickname. Instead of Bootstrap, I was Ageless Bill Turner. One cannot go nearly thirty years without aging, without gaining a name, it seems.
    I met a few interesting fellows in that time, their faces and names forever etched in my mind, as clear as the ones I had met when I was young and mortal. I felt different, new, then.
    But I felt incomplete without the Captain by my side, so after the Axis was put to their knees, I returned to Jack's side. He had been languishing without me. So we started anew. Prodigal son and his sire reunited.
    9:05 am
    Childhood and youth
    Even as a young boy, I had always dreamt of being a pirate. My twin brother, Robert, always called me a fool. "Bill, you're far too much a pansy at the sight of blood. You'd never make a good pirate. You're too well educated, and lest you forget, pirates are grown men. We're eleven years old." He said to me.
    I read about the adventures and tales of the pirates in penny dreadfuls and wanted posters. Even then, my favorite was Jack Sparrow, who had become a cornerstone of sorts in the penny dreadfuls I bought with my allowance for working in the antique store. He fought gallantly against harpies, thumbed his nose at the East India Trading Company, and outright scoffed in the face of other captains of the Spanish Main. He was, as the stories would have one believe, an antihero, and a brave man.
    On my twelfth birthday, I proved my brother wrong about being too young, too well educated, and too much a pansy to be a pirate. I also found out that the real Jack Sparrow was no more a hero as I ever was.
    I had packed up what few belongings I could really wish to have around me (two books, a change of clothes, and a dagger my father had kept in his study), and with my skills at pick-pocketing, (something I had been teaching myself since I was seven, against my twin's constant attempts to put an end to it), I snagged myself four pounds and set out for the docks.
    There at port, was a galleon, made entirely of black ebony wood, with sails to match the patina, and a line of grizzly looking men, which one could only assume were pirates. I quickly lined up beside them with my gunnysack on my shoulder, and stood straight as a ruler while a man with a strange gait and an even more perplexing look gave everyone a once-over. Here he was, the man the Dreadfuls had portrayed, Jack Sparrow, newly proclaimed Captain of the ship, the Black Pearl. He finally got to me and gave me a critical eye, weaving back and then hunching down before me, head back and tilted to the side.
    "You're green as the grass you play in, boy, what makes you worthy of being part of my crew?" He asked, a sneer on his face.
    "I know more about antiques than most men four times my age, sir, and I'm willing to work for my keep." Was my response. Well, close enough at least.
    "What's your name, lad?"
    "William Turner. Everyone calls me Bill." I tugged on the strap of my boot nervously and smiled. He smiled back, golden teeth catching the sun. "Welcome aboard, young Bill Turner, you shall be the cabinboy for now. The duties are simple, and the wage is small, but we've all got to start somewhere, savvy?" He walked off and towards the ship, making a motion for everyone to follow.

    The first week was almost intolerable for me, I had to clean up whatever messes were made aboard the ship, and although I couldn't help but thinking there was no use to it, I did a fine job of making sure the crew's quarters were well kept, despite the strange smell that never went away, even after I scrubbed from ceiling to floor. I worked well enough, and stayed below the top deck when we were engaged in battle, as per request of the Captain.
    But I watched him otherwise, followed him and asked him questions. One would wonder if he ever got sick of answering them, and there were a few times he did and said so. But by some generous streak in him, he continued to answer whatever question I asked, no matter how mundane. He saw that I was willing to learn from him, whatever bit of knowledge he could give.
    One day, the day before we finally made it back to the Caribbean by way of London (Where he had picked me up), he took me aside. "Bill, do you know how to fight with a sword?" And I shook my head. "No, not at all. I'm good with a dagger though, and it's not like I do much fighting below decks anyway."
    He chuckled softly, shaking his head. "Then it's high time you learn lad." And for two hours a day, every day after that, he taught me how to fight with a sword. The sword he had given me was almost as long as I was, and half as heavy, but I soon was strong enough to wield it with no issue. And I was good at it, too.
    A year went by, and by then, I had been allowed to be a part of fights and engagements. Jack saw that I was a fierce fighter, and acknowledged it with an extra half-share of the loot each time I fought well. By then, blood didn't bother me. Nor did death. Death, I thought, was merely an experience that all pirates had to go through, and most of the time, it was painful and agonizing.
    And in that year, he had told me never to leave the ship unless it was at his side, he wanted nothing to happen to me. I agreed, because there was no place more safe than at the side of a captain. Even one so strange as Sparrow. I had gained a nickname by then, Bootstrap Bill, since when I was nervous or unsure of myself, I tugged on my bootstraps and shuffled around.
    I was growing up then, having to rummage around in whatever clothes they had pilfered from other ships and shops when we ransacked towns, and wear those, no matter how ill fitting they were. By the time I turned fifteen, I was fully grown, at least staying at the height I am today, and all the growing I would do from then on was outward. I had gained quite a bit of muscle, having been made to haul gunpowder, rum, and chests from one deck to the next. My list of chores grew longer the more I grew, and soon I was no longer the cabinboy, but the quartermaster. I knew my treasure well enough to know how to section it off into shares, and did so easily and efficiently.
    Jack continued to teach me what he knew, and often asked me to look over a map or written directions for him to see if he had missed anything important, which he always had. After all, the man couldn't read. I never let it slip, however, and just stored that knowledge away in my mind, and kept the whole thing rather hush-hush.
    The years flew by, it seemed, from one almost too-bizarre adventure to the next, and before I knew it, I was a man. Jack decided that to celebrate my seventeenth birthday, we would go to Tortuga. He shoved a bagful of gold into my hand and threw me into a brothel, telling me not to come out until the bag was spent.
    Really, it was the best gift he could have thought of, given the situation.
    And it occurred to me then, how very much he cared for me, and I cared for him. But beside the father-figure like behavior there were those feelings which weren't proper at the time, and I set them aside. Propriety still was a very large issue to me, being raised to respect propriety and follow it to the utmost of my being. He never really did or said anything to show me that he was really in that mindframe either, so I set it aside, let it go for a good long while.
    At the age of twenty-three, I met a woman by the name of Isabelle. She was lovely and darling, and lived in a colony of the New World. She had been visiting family in the Caribbean and I had just happened to be on the same island as she for the week, for supplies and, at least from Jack's selective wording, "a bit of shine", which could have meant anything. She and I fell and love and eloped without any permission whatsoever. Which is to say I secreted her aboard the 'Pearl and persuaded Jack to go back up to London. After all, it had been ten years since I saw my family, despite my monthly letters to them since the beginning. We were married on board the Black Pearl, by Jack himself, and in attendance was the crew, each one of them a good man, and a good pirate.
    I finally returned home with Isabelle at my side, and introduced her to my family. I told her to remember that to everyone else, I was a trades merchant, and she abided to remain quiet about my true profession, as I set her up with a fine home in London. My brother, Robert, had taken over the antique shop after my father's retirement, and I made arrangements to send him all that I thought fit for him to sell, and arranged that everything else I made as pay be sent to my wife.
    I stayed on land for two months, whilst Jack went off on one of his frequent adventures. It was my first time not being at his side since I was a lad, and although I didn't admit it to myself, it wasn't the sea which was calling me back to my profession, it was my longing for the captain.
    I left Isabelle's side once Jack returned to fetch me, apparently I was more integral to the goings-on of the Pearl than both he or I ever thought, and I was back aboard, still pining away for Isabelle.
    It was only a month later that I received word that my wife was pregnant. I was elated! Jack was happy for me, as well, and that night, we drank in her honor, wishing her the best pregnancy a woman could suffer.
    And it was a quick seven months later that I was back in London for Isabelle's birth. She cursed me as many times as she could while in labor, all manner of propriety gone out the window as she gave birth to our only son. I named him after myself, and stayed with her for one week after, praising both her and my new son as the world itself. Of course, all this time, Jack was being antsy in London Proper, he never did like staying in the city for long.
    Then the sea called again. I had a job to do. We sailed back south to the Spanish Main, and I found a particular eye for toys while going through the plunder. Isabelle wrote to me after my first shipment, that our son's nursery couldn't possibly hold that many toys, and I should just stick to sending antiques off to my brother.
    However, I did send a toy off every month or so, because there was nothing so fine as having a son and wife to dote upon, even from as far apart as we were. The Captain also couldn't help but send along a few trinkets here and there, because he was just as happy about my new son as I was. Really, if he had any reason at all to live vicariously through me, he took it.
    Five years went by, with bi-yearly trips back up to London to spend a month with my family, Jack saw to it that I had time with them when I could. He also commented to me that he had never seen a man so chipper after spending a month on land, yet so eager to get back to the constant threat of death as I. It was after William's seventh birthday that Isabelle insisted that if I loved the ocean so much, that I really shouldn't be kept from it. She knew as well as I that I was meant to be there. With her blessing, I cut the times of visiting with her to once a year for a month at a time. Young William was upset, and I did my best to console him, and started teaching him to fight with a sword. He said to me, the day of my departure, that he wanted to grow up to be a blacksmith, and make swords for a living. I told him it was a fine profession, and to keep up in his schooling and one day, he'd be the finest blacksmith the world had ever seen.
    I arrived back on the Pearl, only to have Jack explain to me that I was, of all things, to be the first mate. I accepted those duties with no ego. After all, it was a daunting task to be the voice of the crew to the ear of the captain, and the man who'd be captain, should Jack fall.
    When William was ten, I got news from my wife that she had been ill. It was crushing to hear that news. I never spoke of it to Jack, it was far too painful to speak of. He said that I had a cloud over me from that day forth. It was about then as well, that I had finally realized something peculiar about Captain Jack Sparrow. Since I had known him, he had never aged. He barely ever ate with the crew, though he was down in the mess hall every night, and even then, he had only taken a few bites, once or twice a month. He only drank rum. It just seemed odd to me, but I had always assumed he had eaten up in his own quarters.
    The one last revelation I had at that point was that I had more than just cared for Jack, I lusted after him. I had suppressed those feelings, kept them to myself since I was a lad, but never spoke of them, and only thought of them when I realized I'd be losing my wife to an illness.
    I came back to London a week before my son's eleventh birthday, and told my wife these things. Even as weak as she was from consumption, she found the strength of a hundred furies and threw pots and pans, and as much crockery as she could at me, telling me to leave the house and never return. And I did just that. My son, thankfully, was attending school at the time.

    And the story I would put here, between all that, and what came after, is one I've told a hundred times. The stormy night which Jack ushered me up from the mess hall to keep him company, the pact we made, the feelings I expressed to him. The night I died, and became immortal.

    It was only after my death, that I found out that Isabelle too, passed away that fateful night. I should have been happy that day, as we had just found a treasure which could have made every man on that ship happily, and richly retired. but I picked through my share, as one with no appetite would pick at his dinner.
    Jack was a few feet away, picking at his own share of the loot, . "What's in your head, Bill?"
    "Hm? Oh.. Nothing. I just don't know where to send the shine anymore." I responded, tossing a ruby to the pile of jewels and gold.
    "Why not send it to your skirt? Just as you've always done, aye?"
    "Well, see, that's the thing, Jack. Isabelle died not too long ago. William's being taken care of by family." I sighed, setting aside an orb made of obsidian and the size of a grapefruit to the other side, where I had put all the antiques and curiosities.
    He blinked, paused, and shook his head a moment later. "Shame. Why didn't you tell me?"
    "No reason to dampen both our spirits, aye? There's nothin' for it." I replied, trying to keep a smile on my face.
    "What of?"
    "Consumption. She'd been seeing the best doctors. It's amazing she lived this long, actually." And to that, Jack simply nodded his head before practically squeaking at a long string of pearls he found in his cut of the treasure. Nothing dampened his spirits for long, and that helped me get over it easier than I really should have.

    We sailed to London soon after that, only to find my brother had sent my son off to the Caribbean to start apprenticing as a blacksmith, and to be closer to me. I should have had someone send out a letter that I had died, in retrospect. But Jack and I persuaded, as only Jack and I can persuade, my twin to come back down with us and set up shop in the same said town as my son, and look after him.

    And the rest, as they say, is history.
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